Some actual label instructions on consumer goods

 ·   *On Sears hair dryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.

 ·   * On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.

 ·   * On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions:  Use like regular soap.

 ·   * Some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

 ·   * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.

 ·   * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
    Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

 ·   * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

 ·   * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

 ·   * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

 ·   * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.

 ·   * On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning keep out of children.
   
 ·   * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

 ·   * On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.